Barish ho rahi hai

Sardar:
Chalo darakhton ko pani do !

Nokar: Janab Barish ho rahi hai.....

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Sardar: 

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koi Bahana nahi chalay ga, 

chattri lay kar jao.. :P

Darwaza kholo

Police: knock
Sardar: Kon?
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Police: Police! darwaza kholo
tum se baat karni hai..

Sardar: tum log kitne ho?
Police: 3
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Sardar: Tou aapas mein baat
kar lo naa .. :P :D

Marne se pehle

Teacher:
Quid-e-azam marne se
pehle kya thay..?

Student:
Quid-e-azam marne se pehle
zinda thay.. :/

Qaatil kise kehte hain

Teacher:
Qaatil kise kehte hain?

Sardar: Mujhe nahi pata

Teacher:
for example!
tum ne apne abba ko qatal kar diya
ab tum kon howy?
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Sardar: Yateem :P

Sardar shadi k dosre din

Sardar shadi k dosre din
bv ko maar raha tha..

logo ne pucha q maar rahe ho..?

Sardar: Is ne meri chaye mein
taveez milaya hay..

BV rote howy:
wo taveez nahi,
Lipton tea bag tha.. :D

2 Sardar's with bomb

2 Sardar Car mein
bomb fit kar rahe thay..

1st Sardar: yar agar ye fit
karte karte phat gaya tou phir..?

2nd Sardar: Don't worry!
mere paas ek or bhi hai ..:D

Math vich fail q hoya

Sardar: Math vich fail Q hoya?

Son: Kadi teachr kendi ay 3+5=8

Agle din kendi ay 4+4=8, 

fair kendi ay 6+2=8

Sali nu aap confirm nai tay fail manu kr dita.. :P

Sab se zyada bewaqoof

Teacher: Sab se zyada bewaqoof
konsi qoam hai..?
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1 Sardar student uth k bola:
Main goli maar dunga,
agar kisi ne jawab dya tou.. :P

My father never used glasses

Angraiz:

My father was 96 

but he never used glasses..

Sardar:

Yah, yah! 

some people drink water 

directly from tooti... :-D :-P 

Aap 2 bacho k baap ban gaye hain

Sardar hospital aya to nurse ne btaya

Mubarak ho:

is waqat 2 baj rahe hen 

or ap 2 bacho k baap ban gaye hain.

Sardar: Khuda ka shukar hai 

k main 12 baje nai aya.. :P

Galay mein rasi baandh kar Khud-kushi

1 Sardar paon mein rasi
baandh raha tha..
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1 shakhs ne pucha:
Kya kar rahe ho?
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Sardar: Khush-Kushi
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Admi: Lekin khud-kushi tou
galay mein rasi baandh kar hoti hai..
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Sardar: Pehle galay mein he
baandhi thi lekin us se tou
meri saans bandh ho rahi thi.. :P :D

Mujhe 1 din bohat ghussa aaya

Sardar:
Mujhe 1 din bohat ghussa aaya,
maine deewar pe laat mari aur
wo toot gayi..
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Dost: Jhoot mat bol.
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Sardar:
O yar deewar nahi, meri taang.. :P :D

is saal sardi kuch ziada nahi

Oye is saal sardi kuch ziada nahi..?
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Sardar:
Scientist kehte hein k
dunya ghoomti hay tou ho
sakta hay hum Maree
aa gaye hon.. :)
 

Sardar

Sardar: jey Operation vich Meri Mout Ho gae Te Opration Krn Wale Doctr nal Shadi Kr Lein

BV: inj Q Kh Rahe o g?

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Sardar:Tey hor Doctor nu Maaf Kr Dewan?

Sardar

Sardar:Aj main apni class di sab tu sohni kuri phasai ae.

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Friend:O kiwein?

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Sardar: class Lagi c.. Main kaghaz da jahaz bana k uda dita

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O teacher de nak te ja wajeya,

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Oney Ghusey wich pucheya k ae kinnay keeta?

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Main os kuri da naa La dita

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Phas gayi vichaari;-)

changi kut pai.